I cook well because I can't afford Le Bernardin

  • Michael H.

    Rank #9 of 1949

    Votes: 3205

    About my essay:

    Excellent cooking takes the sting from the great restaurants I would love to try.

As the food porn industry grows via Twitter, Facebook, and the Confederacy of Food Bloggers, I am constatntly bombarded by images of places I would love to eat if only I lived rent free and could sell my not so great car in order to pay the tarriff.  Seriously, I look at the photos from places like Le Bernardin in New York and I simply drool all over myself thinking of the freshness, the execution, and the final feeling of decadent satiation and then suddenly being crushed by the freight train full of cash leaving my bank account as the server snickers under his breath at the very lack of metal in my very peedestrian bank card.

It is this feeling of panic that I have had on numerous occasions coupled with lingering restaurant guilt that I always seem to have when the wine buzz is gone that leads to the theory that if one can cook well, one can avoid the pain of knowing they cannot afford such guilty pleasures as a great New York eatery.  Let's face it, I am not suggesting to cheap out and cook some half ass ingredients and drink plonk just to save cash.  I am saying if you can prepare foods like the great chefs in the comfort of your own home and a wine shop case discount taking the sting out of your Morey St Denis price, you can create some pretty darn good meals at a fraction of the cost.

My very close friend LJR and I have cooked some seriously sick meals for some very discerning food and wine folks that wine included would have tipped the scales at over $500 a person at a great restaurant, and we were able to do it at a quarter of this price or less.  Before you get all antsy and accuse me of not seeing the value in the service and attention to detail of a great restaurant; please know that I do indeed realize this and believe very strongly in the whole dog and pony show on occasion.  However, remember the title of my article.  I simply cannot afford to eat like a celebrity, but with the right ingredients, right guests, and the best non restaurant owning chef I know as a best friend, I can have the great gastronomic pleasures of life with relative frequency and still afford the unreal school loans I racked up over 7 arduous years of college.

I cook well, because I am driven to eat.  Eating is the first thought of my day each day and quite often the final thought in my mind before I shut my eyes.  As my mom always said; I was born with Cadillac tastes and a Huffy bank account.  I have never let  that stop me.

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Ann G.:

Perfect explanation and beautifully written!

September 29, 2010 Report Abuse
Matteo T.:

On the occasions that we catch up around the world it is often the case that we end up in the kitchen fixin' some great meal, choosing the right local ingredients and the proper wine to match. No need to spend an incredible amount to have a most outstanding meal and eat the way God intended to. Yes, Michael knows how to cook!

September 29, 2010 Report Abuse
Diane D.:

Many glorious meals shared with Michael - always an adventure filled with creativity, love, and sharing life when we do.  Bourdain needs to read your essay, pick it, because he would be missing out not to meet you!

September 30, 2010 Report Abuse
Laura G.:

Michael, I invited all my Fbook friends today (600) to vote twice for your essay...hopefully, you'll get some votes from that. Wish you all the best!!

September 30, 2010 Report Abuse
Mary J.:

Good Luck!!!! 

September 30, 2010 Report Abuse